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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"

"how does jesus make coffee? hebrews it."

"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."

"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."

"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!"

"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"