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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."
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"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell."
"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"
"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."
"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"
"I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of."
"Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked."
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."