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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!"

"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? It was rated R."

"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."

"I think I'm addicted to roofies... I can't remember though"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."

"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."

"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."