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Joke of the Day
"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."
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"A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless"
"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"
"Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?"
"Contest in a girl's college write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story Oh god I am pregnant I wonder who did it"
"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."
"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"