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Joke of the Day

"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."

"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"

"Rohypnol......."

"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""

"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."

"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"