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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."
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"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"
"My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail."
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"
"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"
"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""