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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
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"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
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"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"
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"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"
"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
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