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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
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"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."
"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"