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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
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"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."
"As a girl, what's both a good and a bad thing to say when a guy can't get it up? ""No hard feelings"""
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."
"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."
"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"