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Joke of the Day

"My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"

"People keep telling me that I have a higher chance of getting mugged in London than in New York. Well, what do they expect, I don't live in New York."

"Bush vows to stabilise US economy"

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."

"What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place"

"Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry."

"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."

"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."