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Joke of the Day

"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."

"My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance."

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."

"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"

"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."

"Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant."

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."

"Whenever I wear shorts it looks like I murdered a fat toddler and stole his pants."

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."