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Joke of the Day
"Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian."
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"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."
"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."
"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."
"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."
"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."
"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"