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Joke of the Day

"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"

"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."

"How do astronauts make a party? They plan-et."

"Your mom said she wanted something that could go from zero to two hundred in 3 seconds... ...so I bought her a scale."

"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"

"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."

"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."