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Joke of the Day
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
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"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"My drivers Ed teacher told me to pull over somewhere safe... Five minutes later he said, ""Why haven't you pulled over yet?"" I said, ""Because we're still in Detroit."""
"What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds"
"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"
"Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit."
"The people at Netflix are geniuses. I'm impressed that they were able to make a show based on a swimming pool game! I wonder what they'll try next."
"Amber Alert, but for the TV remote"