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Joke of the Day

"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""

"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"A man walks into a bra He is a bit dyslexic"

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"How did the lawyer chip his tooth? The ambulance slammed on its brakes."

"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"

"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."

"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"

"I love pteradons They're my favorite dinosoars."