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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"

"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""

"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"

"What do you call a plumb in a frock? A damson in this dress."

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."

"Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it."

"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."