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Joke of the Day

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."

"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."

"I made a NTP joke once The timing was perfect."

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."

"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."

"What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti? Impastas"

"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."