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Joke of the Day
"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."
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"I was shocked to see how much vibrators cost these days... My wife must be sitting on a fortune."
"Can Confirm. It's raining in South Carolina."
"I just spent 45 seconds deciding which Instagram filter to use for a screenshot of a text message. So, yeah, my life's going great."
"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."
"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."
"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ....but I can stop whenever I want."
"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."