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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."
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"What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse."
"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"
"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"
"To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please."
"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"
"2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie ""El Chapo: La traicion"""
"9/11 was an inside job! 10 did it"
"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."
"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""