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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."
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"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"
"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"
"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"
"4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head."
"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"I like my girlfriends the same way I like my Windows 8"
"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"