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Joke of the Day

"Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it."

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."

"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"

"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""

"How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ? None, Even Feminist have standarts"

"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."

"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."

"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."