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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"CASHIER: 300. ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime..."

"should I get a ""hummus"" tattoo in Hebrew and Arabic?"

"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""

"My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ... like it's not enough that I'm fat."

"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"

"What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but neither of them can eat it."

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest..."

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"