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Joke of the Day
"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."
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"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""
"How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"
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