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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
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"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."
"I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?"
"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."
"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."
"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
"Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score."
"Out for the Count by Esau Stars"
"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."