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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
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"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"
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"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"
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"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"