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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"

"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."

"What do Hillary Clinton and The Queen have in common?..... They're both hated by republicans"

"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."

"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"

"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."

"What does Julius Ceasar say after sex? Veni."

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."