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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid with no hands get for christmas? gloves! just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet..."
Next Joke
"Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday."
"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"
"Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around."
"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."
"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."
"Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."