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Joke of the Day

"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""

"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."

"How many /r/The_Donald moderators does it take to change a lightbulb You have been banned from /r/The_Donald for this submission..."

"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"

"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""

"Why did Timmy fall off the swings? Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Timmy.."

"Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his ""accent"""

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"