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"How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador"
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"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"
"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."
"Check it out on Netflix There's this new docu-series about religion in professional sports. The first episode is titled *Bindi Like Beckham*"
"Her: ""I'm Romanian"". Me: Like the lettuce?!"
"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."
"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab"