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Joke of the Day

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"There are three kinds of people in this world Those that can count and those that cannot"

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."

"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."

"I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough."

"Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it: chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics..."