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Joke of the Day

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"

"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"

"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"

"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."

"Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist? Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America."

"Men are like buses, they won't text me back."

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."

"Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick"