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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
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"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"What do you call a black jew? Overcooked"
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."
"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: ""That's just not what I meant when I said ""come prepared""..."""
"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"