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Joke of the Day
"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."
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"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"
"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"
"Bird Seeds 1. Go to the pet store 2. Buy Bird seeds 3. Ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow 4. ??? 5. Profit"
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"
"What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingita..."
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."