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Joke of the Day

"There are three kinds of people in this world Those that can count and those that cannot"

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."

"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."

"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."

"Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling ""How did you get this number?!?"""

"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"

"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."