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Joke of the Day

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."

"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."

"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"

"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."

"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""

"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"

"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

"dude you're gonna need to take me home tonight i can't drive like this ""bro this is hi-c orange lava burst"" iim a lightweight ha ha"

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."