109934
Joke of the Day
"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"[looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?"
"Why doesn't the Mormon Church have a Tour De France team?"
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"
"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""
"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."