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Joke of the Day

"""You take pills because you're crazy"" ""No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don't take pills"""

"When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the KKK... He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets."

"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."

"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"

"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"

"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"

"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"