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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"

"My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though."

"If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana)"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Did you hear about the new pop singer that has giant nipples? Her name is Areola Grande."