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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"

"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."

"What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler on a playground."

"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."

"I have so much more fun on Twitter than Facebook, because love from strangers is always more exciting."

"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."

"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"

"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"

"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."

"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."