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Joke of the Day

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"

"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."

"What do you call an envious ocean? A jealou'sea'"

"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""

"Why did the Russian man get food poisoning? Because NE-coli."

"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"

"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."

"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."