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Joke of the Day
"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."
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"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""
"Held A door open for an Asian man today he said ""sank you""... He better not be referring to pearl harbor.."
"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."
"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."
"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."
"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."
"How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout ""Heroes in a half shell."" 3) When a girl yells back ""Turtle Power,"" marry her."
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""