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Joke of the Day

"I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet."

"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."

"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"Do you know about the group of hipster sheep? Never mind, you haven't herd of them."