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Joke of the Day

"When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the KKK... He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets."

"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."

"What's your crappiest Pick-up attemp? Me: ""Hey, how much does a polar bear weights?"" Her: o.O ""Wut...idk"" Me: ""Enough to break the ice, I'm NuComer, how you doing?"""

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients."

"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"

"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"

"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."