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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere"
Next Joke
"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."
"So a man comes in a bar Er, no, wait, I meant a horse. So a man comes in a horse..."
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."
"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."
"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."
"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."