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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere"
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"My son is an ungrateful little shit! I bought him a trampoline for Christmas, but he'd rather sit in his wheelchair and cry."
"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"
"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."
"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? ""Google Glass"" I know what glass is, Catherine."
"*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I don't know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*"