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Joke of the Day

"How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas"

"My patient was refused his organ transplant. But I didn't have the heart to tell him."

"What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo."

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."

"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""

"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."

"Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane."

"U.S healthcare Bam"

"Don't buy a low-quality mirror. It would reflect poorly on you."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."