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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."

"I got in a fight with a coworker yesterday... He struck me as a very offended man."

"Gotye is probably my favorite band named after what people said playing tag in ancient times."

"What did people say after two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was dull, but the reception was great."

"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"

"What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!"

"Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me."

"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"

"10 people understand binary. Those who do, and those who dont."

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"