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Joke of the Day
"Ugh, I just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy."
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"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"
"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"
"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"
"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."
"On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69"
"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"
"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"