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Joke of the Day

"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"

"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."

"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."

"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."