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Joke of the Day

"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."

"and so, the squirrel who forgot where he buried his acorn became the squirel who planted this tall beautibful oak tree"

"I love you so much that I would wait for your photo to load on my slow Internet connection."

"I just Googled ""Living with Glaucoma"" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses."

"I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!"

"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."