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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"
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"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."
"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"
"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescendant con descending."
"Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother."
"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."