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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"
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"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"
"My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood"
"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."
"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."
"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."
"Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"