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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."
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"Nothing says ""I'm single"" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can."
"Q: Why would you take a hammer to bed? A: So you could hit the sack."
"Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said ""TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"""
"If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down."
"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"
"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."
"Alexa, tell me a dirty joke The patron tells the waiter ""this coffee tastes like mud"". The waiter replies ""yes sir, it is fresh ground""."
"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."
"What happens when you leave 50 lesbians and 50 lawyers in a room? You end up with 100 people who don't do dick"