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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."

"Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first"

"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."

"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"

"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"

"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."

"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"

"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"

"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""

"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"