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Joke of the Day
"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"
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"Sex with mentally disabled ppl (okay for work) What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome? . . . Slow clap"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."
"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."
"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."
"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."
"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "
"I've been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled ""How old is Ultron"" and found out he's 47. Saved me $10."