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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend spends every night in town, going from bar to bar. And she always f*cking finds me."

"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!"

"[morning] her: did you dream about me? me: that depends...are you a member of the Backstreet Boys? her: umm no me: then no"

"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"She let me ram that ass shit was so cache"