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Joke of the Day

"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."

"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"

"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""

"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"

"Due to those 5 extra minutes of sleep I got because of the snooze button I'm not even tired anymore Said no one ever!"

"[DUI checkpoint] Cop: I'm gonna need you to follow my finger Me: As long as it doesn't tweet inspirational stuff"

"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."

"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."

"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"